megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

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minus-the-legend:

I don’t think a greater truth has ever been spoken holy shit
hidden-scars-and-feelings:

So relevant.. 
the-disney-words:

Love Disney quotes? This blog is just for you!
zanonii:

No matter where life leads us, it’s the memories that can save us. 
nectahr:

do you know what really sucks? society is so bad that our initial reaction to this is that it is about sex (which it most likely is about), but it could be about someone asking them if they wanted some chocolate and they were full already
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